Chuck Norris cheated

Chuck Norris pulled a sneak attack when Symba wasn't ready...

This is why Symba hates Chuck Norris

And now he will channel his fury!!!

Faithful Watch

Not content with standard search techniques, mighty Symba constructs a tower so that he can spot Chuck Norris from a distance.


But the work was long, and he demanded being placed on the bed.

Great rest for him, conserving his strength...

"YOU DARE WAKE ME?!?!?!?!!!!"

Scary...

Symba's scout ninja who protected him by roaming at night has found a new home! Goodbye sweet Chelsea... May you have much love and happiness there. You will be missed!

Observe the ferocious skill of the Master of Sym-fu. This move is known as "Give me a greenie punk or drive to get some now! If you don't I will rain terrible hate on you, break your knees, sneeze in your face AND tell mom you were mean when you took me to work. So there." He has spent years perfecting it, and I was terrified. It is similar to his "Put me on the bed or face the unending wrath of my scratching." maneuver, which took me several weeks of recovery. Sometimes I wish he could just find Chuck Norris and get it out of his system.

Mighty Symba rests for a moment. Heavy lies the crown of such a great ruler. In his most merciful of gestures, he did not decapitate the help while she emptied the trash. He didn't even talk poorly of her. How kind.

Union

Symba on strike

After Symba took Chuck Norris's lunch...