Saturday, August 1, 2015

It has been 3 years, and Master Symba has given Chuck Norris his choices:

Option A: Fight like a man (Obviously, the cowardly Norri will not accept this losing challenge)
Option B: Admit Defeat (Again, the Norri is incapable of this level of hubris)
Option C: Run and Hide (Bitch knows this technique... Expendables 2 and then... poof... like a fable... or a fairy...)

Saturday, April 14, 2012

The mighty ball

Symba will teach his ball how miserable it is to act like Chuck Norris

Saturday, April 7, 2012


Mighty Symba has accepted a new student

Friday, May 20, 2011


In an attempt to capture Chuck Norris, Symba had a fence placed. unfortunately Chuck hides so well the fence encompasses the entire world. Oh well, Symba believes in imprisoning you all.

Monday, May 2, 2011


Mighty Symba bides his time with his ball as cowardly Chuck Norris hides

Friday, April 29, 2011

To keep Chuck Norris in his place, Discovery channel hosts "Symba Week".


Lopey missed the Royal Wedding because she was helping Symba look for Chuck Norris. She wishes Chuck would stop hiding and come out to fight.