Observe the ferocious skill of the Master of Sym-fu. This move is known as "Give me a greenie punk or drive to get some now! If you don't I will rain terrible hate on you, break your knees, sneeze in your face AND tell mom you were mean when you took me to work. So there." He has spent years perfecting it, and I was terrified. It is similar to his "Put me on the bed or face the unending wrath of my scratching." maneuver, which took me several weeks of recovery. Sometimes I wish he could just find Chuck Norris and get it out of his system.