Observe the ferocious skill of the Master of Sym-fu. This move is known as "Give me a greenie punk or drive to get some now! If you don't I will rain terrible hate on you, break your knees, sneeze in your face AND tell mom you were mean when you took me to work. So there." He has spent years perfecting it, and I was terrified. It is similar to his "Put me on the bed or face the unending wrath of my scratching." maneuver, which took me several weeks of recovery. Sometimes I wish he could just find Chuck Norris and get it out of his system.

Mighty Symba rests for a moment. Heavy lies the crown of such a great ruler. In his most merciful of gestures, he did not decapitate the help while she emptied the trash. He didn't even talk poorly of her. How kind.

Union

Symba on strike

After Symba took Chuck Norris's lunch...

Symba explaining to his students that the next time he sees him, Chuck Norris will be so scared that he'll try to play dead. It won't work.

Chuck Norris has a leather belt, Symba has a Chuck Norris belt.

Just need a little liquid courage to go after Chuck Norris...

Ummm.... Ima gonna hold 'dis wall up for a sec...

ima catchem...

Hey

"Chuck Norris needs to get his punk self down off the ceiling..."

The trap failed!

Scooter chased the wiley Chuck Norris for hours, but lost him in the woods...

Symba's Posse

Scooter lays in wait... a trap for Chuck Norris

Symba took Chuck Norris' five dollars