A day of rest

Mighty Symba showing his support



Resting with mommy

Returning to the task at hand, vigilantly waiting for Chuck Norris

Combat pom-pom

Mighty Symba displays his preferred weapon: the feared combat pom-pom. Stay back or lose a toe...

Chuck Norris cheated

Chuck Norris pulled a sneak attack when Symba wasn't ready...

This is why Symba hates Chuck Norris

And now he will channel his fury!!!

Faithful Watch

Not content with standard search techniques, mighty Symba constructs a tower so that he can spot Chuck Norris from a distance.


But the work was long, and he demanded being placed on the bed.

Great rest for him, conserving his strength...

"YOU DARE WAKE ME?!?!?!?!!!!"

Scary...

Symba's scout ninja who protected him by roaming at night has found a new home! Goodbye sweet Chelsea... May you have much love and happiness there. You will be missed!

Observe the ferocious skill of the Master of Sym-fu. This move is known as "Give me a greenie punk or drive to get some now! If you don't I will rain terrible hate on you, break your knees, sneeze in your face AND tell mom you were mean when you took me to work. So there." He has spent years perfecting it, and I was terrified. It is similar to his "Put me on the bed or face the unending wrath of my scratching." maneuver, which took me several weeks of recovery. Sometimes I wish he could just find Chuck Norris and get it out of his system.

Mighty Symba rests for a moment. Heavy lies the crown of such a great ruler. In his most merciful of gestures, he did not decapitate the help while she emptied the trash. He didn't even talk poorly of her. How kind.

Union

Symba on strike

After Symba took Chuck Norris's lunch...

Symba explaining to his students that the next time he sees him, Chuck Norris will be so scared that he'll try to play dead. It won't work.

Chuck Norris has a leather belt, Symba has a Chuck Norris belt.

Just need a little liquid courage to go after Chuck Norris...

Ummm.... Ima gonna hold 'dis wall up for a sec...

ima catchem...

Hey

"Chuck Norris needs to get his punk self down off the ceiling..."

The trap failed!

Scooter chased the wiley Chuck Norris for hours, but lost him in the woods...

Symba's Posse

Scooter lays in wait... a trap for Chuck Norris

Symba took Chuck Norris' five dollars

Training

All this and it's just my warm-up. P90Symba!

Punk!

Zeus

Shares a hatred of Chuck Norris and is quite curious about Symba. He will be allowed to guard the pond.

Challenge

Now that he has mastered the focus of his inner chi, Symba turns to you for new challenges. Who amongst the canines can bring it?

Ha ha

This is how Symba scoffs at your weak kung-fu

Rest

Yes, the photographer was unable to sneak up on Symba, for his training has sharpened his senses and conditioned him to sleep with one eye open.

High atop his mountain, the mighty Symba gazes down at all his land. Heavy lies the crown on a great leader's head, and Symba knows this all to well. Or is he just sad that he didn't bring his ball?

Polly Fu

Master Polly has begun her own quest. While a blue ball and yard sprints are invloved, none have yet to understand her motives... though many are scared.

Action

"I have not forgotten you Chuck Norris..."

What?

" Huh?"

The Warriors Cometh

With the time of mourning concluded, mighty Symba led his students back to his temple. Chelsea has been accepted as his apprentice and training has begun. Lopey maintains watch during the trek.

Sadness

Symba will be taking a short break from his quest in order to respect and remember his beloved girlfriend Stella. He is truly heartbroken.

Flaw

Symba found a flaw in Chuck Norris' fighting skills... mainly, that he is not Symba.

Pain

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain, but only because he is a reseller for Symba.

Chuck Norris has a beard because Symba ripped off his chin.

Google

The Google search engine is based on Symba, because Symba knows all

Evil eye

Chuck, Symba can see you....

New Students

New student day, when Symba evaluates potential applicants to Sym-fu

Invention

Symba invented Chuck Norris

Twitter

Twitter was invented because Chuck Norris wanted people to help him keep tabs on Symba

Exact

Symba told Lopey the exact location of Chuck Norris.

Blink

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open because he’s afraid to blink when Symba is near

Space

Symba invented space travel. He wanted to give Chuck Norris a fair lead.

Out There

"Chuck Norris is out there somewhere..."