Sometimes Symba must use a diguise in order to get near the cowardly Chuck Norris. Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Friday, March 25, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Chuck's Statement
Chuck, in a moment of desperation, issued a statement that he had already defeated Symba. Mighty Symba laughed so hard that trees could not withstand the force. Thusly, the Sahara desert was created. While many cried, Symba told them to be quiet and enjoy their new sandbox.
Friday, March 18, 2011
Movie
The movie "The Fighter" was actually about Chuck Norris's fear of Symba. Stupid Hollywood twisted it all around and introduced that unnecessary back story. The only acurrate line was "Spent 6 months on the couch"... as in what happened to Chuck Norris when he was flicked by Symba.
Symba is filing suit...
Recovery
The Mighty Symba must nurture his warrior spirit. Modestly he rests, surveying his realm. He is not one for wasting energy when it is not needed. He allows Lopey to stand watch, alerting him with a half bark of any Chuck Norris sightings.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Exhaustion
Lopey has been a true student of Sym-Fu. She has carefully mastered the feared "Swim-Snarl" attack as well as the toe crippling "Back Scratch Dodge". However, there has been failure in her button fetching skills... so she will be remediated with deboning practice.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
The Stalk
Tired of waiting on pitiful Chuck Norris, Symba took his trusty sidekick in pursuit. Far and wide they wandered, but Chuck had hidden well...
...or could he just not find Mommy?
Monday, March 14, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
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