Chuck Norris cheated

Chuck Norris pulled a sneak attack when Symba wasn't ready...

This is why Symba hates Chuck Norris

And now he will channel his fury!!!

Faithful Watch

Not content with standard search techniques, mighty Symba constructs a tower so that he can spot Chuck Norris from a distance.


But the work was long, and he demanded being placed on the bed.

Great rest for him, conserving his strength...

"YOU DARE WAKE ME?!?!?!?!!!!"

Scary...

Symba's scout ninja who protected him by roaming at night has found a new home! Goodbye sweet Chelsea... May you have much love and happiness there. You will be missed!