Sadness

Symba will be taking a short break from his quest in order to respect and remember his beloved girlfriend Stella. He is truly heartbroken.

Flaw

Symba found a flaw in Chuck Norris' fighting skills... mainly, that he is not Symba.

Pain

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain, but only because he is a reseller for Symba.

Chuck Norris has a beard because Symba ripped off his chin.

Google

The Google search engine is based on Symba, because Symba knows all

Evil eye

Chuck, Symba can see you....

New Students

New student day, when Symba evaluates potential applicants to Sym-fu

Invention

Symba invented Chuck Norris

Twitter

Twitter was invented because Chuck Norris wanted people to help him keep tabs on Symba

Exact

Symba told Lopey the exact location of Chuck Norris.

Blink

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open because he’s afraid to blink when Symba is near

Space

Symba invented space travel. He wanted to give Chuck Norris a fair lead.

Out There

"Chuck Norris is out there somewhere..."

Physics

Scientists have long debated about the “smallest particle.” Symba knows what it is, and he calls it Chuck Norris.

Gi

A picture of the one day when Chuck Norris and Symba trained together. Yes, the gi is red after being stained with Chuck Norris blood. Chuck was in ICU for 6 weeks.

Cowardly Chuck Norris sent his kitty as a destraction to attack Symba from behind. Symba was too smart to take the bait.

Wet

Symba does not get wet. Water gets Symba.

Foe

Symba does not attack his foes, they simply fall dead at his feet from terror.

Smurf

As a baby, Symba slept on a blanket made from the hides of defeated smurfs.

Steelers

Chuck Norris is a Steelers fan because Symba told him he is.

Symba does not chase Chuck Norris, because there's no sport in killing something when it's tired.

Mockingly, Symba impersonates Chuck Norris crying like a baby.

Nub

After an intense training evaluation, Symba approved Nub Kune Do as another method of Chuck Norris destruction. Here he was to present Lopey with the ceremonial duck... but changed his mind.

Challenge

Why Chuck Norris stays out of Virginia

Play

Symba does not play. He allows toys to enjoy him.

Argh

Chelsea once asked Symba what he would do if Chuck Norris got near him. The look alone that he gave her burnt the eye from her skull instantly.

Sleep

You may have heard that Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. Symba sleeps, because he's not afraid of Chuck Norris.

Long Time

Many years ago Chuck Norris once thought he could beat Symba, but it was a long time ago, and just that one time.

Ninja

Symba's loyal ninja sidekick. She pleases him with her eye cleaning abilities... and he can eat her should Chuck Norris hide from him for too long.

3

There have actually been three Chuck Norri (Symba's decision for the plural of Norris), you only know the last because Symba killed the other two.

Student

Polly is the one known graduate of Sym-fu. She studied his teachings intently and is now recognized as a master in her own right. Should your paths cross be mindful not to displease her... or her duck.

Retirement

Chuck Norris decided to retire. Symba refused his paltry request.

Injury

If Symba bleeds, Chuck Norris cries. From fear.

Dreamland

Chuck Norris once slept peacfully... this was because Symba knocked him out.

Training

Mighty Symba is not without mercy. He will happily train any he deems worthy. Unfortunately so few meet his standards that the stairs to his temple are littered with the bones of failures (and those not bearing greenies). Here he is demonstrating his elusive "Two-pawed-swim-low-exploding-ankle" attack. This rare footage has been studied by many but never duplicated. Mainly because the student taking the picture displeased Symba moments later and was never seen again.

Fight!

To Chuck's credit, he stood his ground, but who could remain calm once Symba revealed his tools of destruction. Imagine his humiliation.

The staredown

Here was the start that struck fear in Chuck Norris' heart. After all his foes, coming face to face with Symba was the true test of his skill, determination and years of training. Never had he been treated so disrespectfully. For the first time, Chuck Norris knew he was outmatched.

Yeah, I said it

If you knew him, you'd be scared too.