It has been 3 years, and Master Symba has given Chuck Norris his choices:

Option A: Fight like a man (Obviously, the cowardly Norri will not accept this losing challenge)
Option B: Admit Defeat (Again, the Norri is incapable of this level of hubris)
Option C: Run and Hide (Bitch knows this technique... Expendables 2 and then... poof... like a fable... or a fairy...)

The mighty ball

Symba will teach his ball how miserable it is to act like Chuck Norris

Threatened?

Mighty Symba has accepted a new student

Yard

In an attempt to capture Chuck Norris, Symba had a fence placed. unfortunately Chuck hides so well the fence encompasses the entire world. Oh well, Symba believes in imprisoning you all.

Ball

Mighty Symba bides his time with his ball as cowardly Chuck Norris hides

To keep Chuck Norris in his place, Discovery channel hosts "Symba Week".

Wedding

Lopey missed the Royal Wedding because she was helping Symba look for Chuck Norris. She wishes Chuck would stop hiding and come out to fight.

Bump

Symba is the monster in Chuck Norris's closet

I'm too sexy for my...

Yes, mighty Symba is a model...

Workin' it...



Fierce!!!

All for the lamb...

Master

Behold a glimpse at Mighty Symba's sensei! Powerful in the eyes, strong in the body... a nose designed for speed, not investigation. Symba was his greatest pupil.

Chuck Norris may be powerful, but Symba carries 2 weather systems...

Battle

Sometimes Symba wears a bib... to catch Chuck Norris's tears

Tiring

Mighty Symba peers through the glass at the world he has imprisoned

Sometimes Symba must use a diguise in order to get near the cowardly Chuck Norris.

Symba chews Chuck Norris's kidneys

Cake

Chuck Norris cakes on Symba

Chuck's Statement

Chuck, in a moment of desperation, issued a statement that he had already defeated Symba. Mighty Symba laughed so hard that trees could not withstand the force. Thusly, the Sahara desert was created. While many cried, Symba told them to be quiet and enjoy their new sandbox.

Zen

Lopey channels her inner spirit to find Chuck Norris

Movie

The movie "The Fighter" was actually about Chuck Norris's fear of Symba. Stupid Hollywood twisted it all around and introduced that unnecessary back story. The only acurrate line was "Spent 6 months on the couch"... as in what happened to Chuck Norris when he was flicked by Symba.

Symba is filing suit...

Recovery

The Mighty Symba must nurture his warrior spirit. Modestly he rests, surveying his realm. He is not one for wasting energy when it is not needed. He allows Lopey to stand watch, alerting him with a half bark of any Chuck Norris sightings.